/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Now watch as I fuck a REAL man” she said NSFW

229 upvotes • DanfordThePom

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My wife and dog have suddenly gone missing!

228 upvotes • [deleted]

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To be Frank

227 upvotes • NickFromBitcoin

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I have a deal with my friends that when they die if there is afterlife they will let me know about it somehow. I just have to keep murdering them until I find a friend that actually keep the promise.

227 upvotes • sgc0014

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The first time I had sex was an unique experience

227 upvotes • BigNigga07

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"You said you were home with a sore throat and now I find you touching this pony inappropriately?!" shrieked my wife. NSFW

227 upvotes • mugwort23

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I have a passionate relationship with beers and wines

226 upvotes • Tramelo

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"Don't worry sir, the people at the exterminator company got rid of any threats."

226 upvotes • Phineas_OynaYT

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After the mortician finished his lunch, and payed his bill, the waitress said "Thanks for coming in, but I hope I dont see you again anytime soon!"

226 upvotes • Aintneverdonenothin

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Honestly, I believe we all can agree on one thing... NSFW

226 upvotes • IfrikingSwearImHuman

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Now watch as I fuck a REAL man” she said NSFW	229	DanfordThePom
My wife and dog have suddenly gone missing!	228	[deleted]
To be Frank	227	NickFromBitcoin
I have a deal with my friends that when they die if there is afterlife they will let me know about it somehow. I just have to keep murdering them until I find a friend that actually keep the promise.	227	sgc0014
The first time I had sex was an unique experience	227	BigNigga07
"You said you were home with a sore throat and now I find you touching this pony inappropriately?!" shrieked my wife. NSFW	227	mugwort23
I have a passionate relationship with beers and wines	226	Tramelo
"Don't worry sir, the people at the exterminator company got rid of any threats."	226	Phineas_OynaYT
After the mortician finished his lunch, and payed his bill, the waitress said "Thanks for coming in, but I hope I dont see you again anytime soon!"	226	Aintneverdonenothin
Honestly, I believe we all can agree on one thing... NSFW	226	IfrikingSwearImHuman