/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Are you a good witch or bad witch ?” the good-looking good-witch asked Dorothy.

2 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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The police started a big investigation after a man trying to read a book in a library was mauled to death by a lead pipe.

2 upvotes • JustAwesomeDanny

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I knew it was her that silently farted on our initial blind date.

2 upvotes • Skylarking00

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What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?

2 upvotes • mr_mike-2004

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There was a sock in my

2 upvotes • Interestingbruh

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She said she wouldn't stand for my shit.

2 upvotes • Ancient_Fall

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My wife told me to stop buying so many carrots

2 upvotes • MagazineRelevant839

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My brother is so stupid he thought eggs came from chickens

2 upvotes • thegangshawty

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Bee had leg

2 upvotes • Froggy_fish_121

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My friend informed me that in America, women and men do not procreate.

2 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Are you a good witch or bad witch ?” the good-looking good-witch asked Dorothy.	2	TimeLuckBug
The police started a big investigation after a man trying to read a book in a library was mauled to death by a lead pipe.	2	JustAwesomeDanny
I knew it was her that silently farted on our initial blind date.	2	Skylarking00
What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?	2	mr_mike-2004
There was a sock in my	2	Interestingbruh
She said she wouldn't stand for my shit.	2	Ancient_Fall
My wife told me to stop buying so many carrots	2	MagazineRelevant839
My brother is so stupid he thought eggs came from chickens	2	thegangshawty
Bee had leg	2	Froggy_fish_121
My friend informed me that in America, women and men do not procreate.	2	Embarrassingleader7