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I heard a scream coming from a nearby Mexican restaurant.

2 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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I personally think it’s never too late to start trying something new in life.

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I heard a knock from my door after blowing out my 18th birthday candles.

2 upvotes • GioTooSaucy
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I wandered the blasted landscape searching for any sign of civilisation, eventually stumbling upon a small derelict building

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What's a Mexican person that is also a tubular water dispenser?

2 upvotes • insrt4
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majgic rock

2 upvotes • mrmememan08
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The punchline is...t-the punchline is...

2 upvotes • Madg5
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After struggling for a long time to get my bike seat as comfortable as possible, I finally have it right where I want it to be.

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“You have 2 days left to live” the doctor said

2 upvotes • BackleBore
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