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Saw my cat staring at the wall one day.

1 upvotes • AngelWingsPinkLove
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“You need to work more on your validation patterns”- said your therapist

1 upvotes • mack1710
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i just invented a new sport for women

1 upvotes • xboxserbia
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I was excited about the bad pun contest because I just knew that any of the score of them I submitted would be a winner!

1 upvotes • TheSecretFace
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I took a mouth swab test and it turns out im 1% black.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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A best thing about cameras

1 upvotes • AngelWingsPinkLove
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Tell me something positive about yourself, I'll start:

1 upvotes • Tramelo
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I just bought a new running shoe called, "Crack Peds."

1 upvotes • TheSecretFace
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Last night I fucked a girl with one leg.

1 upvotes • GameBoyGamIngYT
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I simply asked "You OK, OP?" and, before long, they began unloading all their trauma, trials and tribulations.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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