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Breakfast

1 upvotes • TheGrimmRetails
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"Are you sure you don't want to pay five dollars extra for the waterproof model?" The Salesman's words echoed in My head

1 upvotes • SuperNoob74
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The audience waited excitedly to watch Kramer perform his live stand up act.

1 upvotes • Easy_Top_8934
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“We’re breaking up.”

1 upvotes • DifferentAd9713
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As a boat mechanic, I’ve learned to develop a tough skin to life’s woes.

1 upvotes • ApisHumilis
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Despite reassurances of more money forthcoming, I left my long-tenured job at the hazardous waste disposal unit.

1 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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People usually don't believe me when I say that I'm severely lactose intolerant.

1 upvotes • cindybubbles
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As I turned the corner, I saw the hideous thing ever..

1 upvotes • Sad_Tough537
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I once saw a picture of a diehard mlp fan.

1 upvotes • NeinB4ll
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I once made a belt with only watches

1 upvotes • ydribirdy
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