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“Santa doesn’t give gifts to naughty children!”

1 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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“There’s always a chance for redemption or another sleight of hand”.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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I ate a worm in accidental

1 upvotes • LucaDoesStuff
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I did Brownie make

1 upvotes • LucaDoesStuff
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Two black guys walk into an abortion clinic.

1 upvotes • TheCuBub
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You know what they say...

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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That bitch in the past

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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My wife limped towards me with blood on her hands and legs as I fumble to load my 12 gauge shotgun under the hallway window.

1 upvotes • scoutbrandonb
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I knocked on the door because my girlfriend had been peeing for a while...

1 upvotes • DanKillen
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