/r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Oh, my little brother needs a partner for "Deliverance". I'm at my boyfriend's and he's at his mom's. Could you tell me a bit about it?
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[Nsfw] No matter what we do with the reindeer, we always have to feed them. So while we were playing baseball, we would steal candy from the reindeer’s bowl... until Santa found out NSFW
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"We can go up the corridor or down the corridor." the alien said, like it’s the most obvious answer ever
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“Don’t write until you finish this paper, or I will hunt you down and have my cronies kill you!” said my boss.
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