/r/TwoSentenceComedy
A signature quirk of mine is that whenever I see an insect of some sort - regardless of if I'm inside or outside - I become somewhere between a cat with a laser and a kid with bubble wrap, and go full-on ADHD Mode with going well out of my way to step on it and kill it...
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My brother hates when I tell people about the time he lost his virginity to a girl with Downs Syndrome.
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There are stories of how celebrity came with just a few dollar and turn into millionaire and here I am who buys 80 dollar jeans which is worth 30 dollar because I was too shy to bargain.
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Once my dad came to my room, search around for a while then he took an egg out of his pocket smashed it on the ground and said,"son! that's your brain on drugs and left". Thats the day i found out my saved up money was gone and my dad is crack addict.
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