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Tutankhamun was a bad student. That's why teachers scold by saying "Tut-tut!"

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I should apply for this job at fierddy fasbear pizzeria.

0 upvotes • quyux
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Sorry little caesars, I will not be downloading your app.

0 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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masks are the panties for the mouth NSFW

0 upvotes • wondererSkull
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She said she had a soup fetish.

0 upvotes • CommaDelimitedList
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Since my birth was mistaken, I actually have two birthdays, but I wasn't a born-again Christian. NSFW

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I'm so uncool even my imaginary friend won't hang out with me

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How to turn on the light?

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Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? NSFW

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ye, she was groped at mole station. NSFW

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