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Sorry, this post was removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceComedy. IT'S FUNNY, GOD DAMNIT!

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I found her hiding in the closet and could see the horror in her eyes as she knew that she was trapped

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I stirred some hot sauce into my roommate’s cereal as a prank.

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I saw my dog trying to eat a gumball. I couldn't stop laughing because i told her to swallow it and eventually she did

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"Well, how’sa bout I introduce ya toos a friend o mine who can settle dis debate?"

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"Sweetie, why did you stab your father?" asked the police officer.

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I'm not really gay.

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Slipknot is glamrock for emo kids that are having a bad day.

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my girlfriend told me to give in to lust

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Why do super hot and sex men and women want to make love to me?

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