/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Don’t lose your head, I’m just a tourist!” I told the wailing ghost.

138 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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I shouted at my low hearing grandma that I wanted to join "The Boys"

138 upvotes • random-pizza17

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I woke up this morning and took a shit.

137 upvotes • BurningBurger_

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How to make a lot of money right at my house?

137 upvotes • optimist40reason

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i always thought that ghosts say boo to scare humans.

137 upvotes • definitely_normal_

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My friend Alexi has destroyed 64 Russian tanks and has the highest death count for russian tank crews.

137 upvotes • datboiofgreatpower

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My cat is generous

136 upvotes • Tramelo

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The pancake sang to his crush, "Come back baby please cause we belong together"🎶

136 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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"I don't like anything fat," my sister says.

136 upvotes • HelpmeImAbox

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Virginity is like a balloon,

136 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Don’t lose your head, I’m just a tourist!” I told the wailing ghost.	138	KailTheDryad
I shouted at my low hearing grandma that I wanted to join "The Boys"	138	random-pizza17
I woke up this morning and took a shit.	137	BurningBurger_
How to make a lot of money right at my house?	137	optimist40reason
i always thought that ghosts say boo to scare humans.	137	definitely_normal_
My friend Alexi has destroyed 64 Russian tanks and has the highest death count for russian tank crews.	137	datboiofgreatpower
My cat is generous	136	Tramelo
The pancake sang to his crush, "Come back baby please cause we belong together"🎶	136	kaijisheeran
"I don't like anything fat," my sister says.	136	HelpmeImAbox
Virginity is like a balloon,	136	OreMysticCoolcumber