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I always get this subreddit and twosentencehorror confused.

136 upvotes • Brokelunatic

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A solid five minutes had passed after I collapsed on the floor clutching my chest, yet nobody at the table budged an inch.

136 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Dear autocorrect, I need to say something.

136 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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"With a name like 'Moosie' it's no wonder he became a complete penis-potato," stated the jock I was tutoring.

136 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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The rancid smell of rotten fish and death filled my nose as I snapped my eyes snapped open.

136 upvotes • missingintheclouds

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"The gentleman is not recognized.'

135 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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The man chanted “Bloody Mary” three times at the mirror while balking at the absurdity of the ritual. NSFW

135 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10

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A saw a man run by me while screaming, “there’s a child rapist on the loose!” NSFW

135 upvotes • Nobody91765

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They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."

134 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I used to get asked all the time "Why don't you drink", so I came up with a response to answer them that was less boring.

134 upvotes • CL4R101

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always get this subreddit and twosentencehorror confused.	136	Brokelunatic
A solid five minutes had passed after I collapsed on the floor clutching my chest, yet nobody at the table budged an inch.	136	Outside_Normal
Dear autocorrect, I need to say something.	136	HunterSDeadguy
"With a name like 'Moosie' it's no wonder he became a complete penis-potato," stated the jock I was tutoring.	136	Outside_Normal
The rancid smell of rotten fish and death filled my nose as I snapped my eyes snapped open.	136	missingintheclouds
"The gentleman is not recognized.'	135	HunterSDeadguy
The man chanted “Bloody Mary” three times at the mirror while balking at the absurdity of the ritual. NSFW	135	Sweet_Neighborhood10
A saw a man run by me while screaming, “there’s a child rapist on the loose!” NSFW	135	Nobody91765
They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."	134	HunterSDeadguy
I used to get asked all the time "Why don't you drink", so I came up with a response to answer them that was less boring.	134	CL4R101