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Feeling a malevolent presence in the Chinese Embassy, I demanded to know if there were any spirits trying to frighten me.

118 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I hate encoded text, they are for people who want to be "special".

118 upvotes • storyteller216
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You can still take a bath if you have diarrhea

118 upvotes • lukeutts
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There is a thin line between loving life and hating it.

117 upvotes • [deleted]
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On a road trip, I remember passing a sign that said ‘Rest Stop 1 Mile’.

117 upvotes • GameTimeBros
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I was walking through the hall and bumped into someone who said “Say excuse me, retard.”

117 upvotes • Jackieboy11818
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What do you call a black pilot?

117 upvotes • Few_Turnover_9930
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I just wanted to tell him how I feel.

117 upvotes • Fun_Killah
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Baby shoes for sale.

117 upvotes • GrimmRetails
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The next sentence is a horrific joke, it’s disgusting.

117 upvotes • JoshyRB
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