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What happens when you let a girl suck, swallow, bite and follow? NSFW

116 upvotes • Haileo2021
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My new puppy loves to chase people on roller skates.

116 upvotes • [deleted]
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Chairs were thrown, tears were shed, windows were shattered and spells and curses were flung left and right.

116 upvotes • cindybubbles
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Nah man, I can't say the face tattoo will prevent you getting a job.

116 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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Well, I Didn't Make it to the Gym Today.

116 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle
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I called up the priest and asked him to reverse his exorcism.

116 upvotes • cindybubbles
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My girlfriend called me pedophile.

116 upvotes • BeingAcidwithYOU45
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Broken rubber brought me to life.

116 upvotes • VonVerim
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Fuck

116 upvotes • Valuable_Purchase_39
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A cat may have one superpower, but it will also have a disadvantage, so what does a cat have when it surpasses advanced night vision? NSFW

116 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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