/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I called up the priest and asked him to reverse his exorcism.

116 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Fuck

116 upvotes • Valuable_Purchase_39

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Disregarding Marvella’s advice, Jeremy took the curling iron with confidence and mansplained the art of hot curls.

116 upvotes • Acebo-Sunset

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I (M/23/Trucker) realised that life truly mimics art.

116 upvotes • AlienKlick

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I'm okay with segregation.

116 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I went to watch Family Guy because I thought it was supposed to be a funny show, but instead it's just a fat man living a miserable life.

116 upvotes • Nailyou866

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A horse walked into a bar

115 upvotes • thegangshawty

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Why don't women date shorter men?

115 upvotes • Machina420

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If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.

115 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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A man walks into a bar.

115 upvotes • BoofingPalcohol

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I called up the priest and asked him to reverse his exorcism.	116	cindybubbles
Fuck	116	Valuable_Purchase_39
Disregarding Marvella’s advice, Jeremy took the curling iron with confidence and mansplained the art of hot curls.	116	Acebo-Sunset
I (M/23/Trucker) realised that life truly mimics art.	116	AlienKlick
I'm okay with segregation.	116	HunterSDeadguy
I went to watch Family Guy because I thought it was supposed to be a funny show, but instead it's just a fat man living a miserable life.	116	Nailyou866
A horse walked into a bar	115	thegangshawty
Why don't women date shorter men?	115	Machina420
If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.	115	HunterSDeadguy
A man walks into a bar.	115	BoofingPalcohol