/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Hello, I would like to book a room at your fine establishment"

115 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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After all of these years, the love of my life was right under my nose.

115 upvotes • chocolatemilkk_

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I'd had a crush on her for a long time, so I was really excited when she asked me if I'd like to come over to her place and watch Star Wars with her

115 upvotes • RInger2875

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“Open wider please.”

114 upvotes • fourtaco

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Your honour, members of the jury I think you will find my client Dave the mattress king innocent by reason of insanity.

114 upvotes • brittanylovesphil

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I went back in time to kill my grandpa to see if the paradox was real or not, but miraculously I’m still alive.

114 upvotes • idelarosa1

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When I got caught cheating by my girlfriend with her twin, I lamely claimed I simply confused them with each other.

114 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I was fingerbanging my cousin the other day. NSFW

114 upvotes • Ninth_SEAL

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The president declared today that he would like to reduce the country's dependence on oil

114 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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Marriage is like a game of poker, where you start off with 2 hearts and a diamond.

114 upvotes • ThisIsYourMormont

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hello, I would like to book a room at your fine establishment"	115	QueenElsaArrendelle
After all of these years, the love of my life was right under my nose.	115	chocolatemilkk_
I'd had a crush on her for a long time, so I was really excited when she asked me if I'd like to come over to her place and watch Star Wars with her	115	RInger2875
“Open wider please.”	114	fourtaco
Your honour, members of the jury I think you will find my client Dave the mattress king innocent by reason of insanity.	114	brittanylovesphil
I went back in time to kill my grandpa to see if the paradox was real or not, but miraculously I’m still alive.	114	idelarosa1
When I got caught cheating by my girlfriend with her twin, I lamely claimed I simply confused them with each other.	114	Outside_Normal
I was fingerbanging my cousin the other day. NSFW	114	Ninth_SEAL
The president declared today that he would like to reduce the country's dependence on oil	114	Whocaresdamit
Marriage is like a game of poker, where you start off with 2 hearts and a diamond.	114	ThisIsYourMormont