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I really hate when hair clogs the shower drain.

896 upvotes • WhatAreAnPineapple

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I plugged the strange USB cord in my lawn up to my laptop, and saw only one file, "Earth."

896 upvotes • inportantusername

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"You may now kiss the bride," said the priest, and as I pressed my lips against hers I felt a tingle across my entire body.

896 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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They had stolen and reposted every word of my autobiography on their blog

896 upvotes • decorativegentleman

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“Mom why is the tv stuck on this creepy clown staring at me?”

896 upvotes • Ok-Manufacturer2466

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Johnny's wife went missing in 1962, but he kept her wedding dress hung in their closet until the day he died.

896 upvotes • mymiddlenameswyatt

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I started panicking when the grease fire started.

895 upvotes • Anthonybrose

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I lay on the hardwood floor, listening to your laughs and giggles wafting up through the house, I listen to you getting older.

895 upvotes • SusiciousPocket

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After dinner, my roommate told me that my cooking is as good as my taste in women

895 upvotes • [deleted]

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After twenty years together, I can only fall asleep if I'm holding my wife's hand.

895 upvotes • writechriswrite

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really hate when hair clogs the shower drain.	896	WhatAreAnPineapple
I plugged the strange USB cord in my lawn up to my laptop, and saw only one file, "Earth."	896	inportantusername
"You may now kiss the bride," said the priest, and as I pressed my lips against hers I felt a tingle across my entire body.	896	incredibleinkpen
They had stolen and reposted every word of my autobiography on their blog	896	decorativegentleman
“Mom why is the tv stuck on this creepy clown staring at me?”	896	Ok-Manufacturer2466
Johnny's wife went missing in 1962, but he kept her wedding dress hung in their closet until the day he died.	896	mymiddlenameswyatt
I started panicking when the grease fire started.	895	Anthonybrose
I lay on the hardwood floor, listening to your laughs and giggles wafting up through the house, I listen to you getting older.	895	SusiciousPocket
After dinner, my roommate told me that my cooking is as good as my taste in women	895	[deleted]
After twenty years together, I can only fall asleep if I'm holding my wife's hand.	895	writechriswrite