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*Ring Ring* "We're sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service."
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I wanted to impress my boyfriend my first time giving him head, so I practiced my technique at home with a cucumber.
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Clutching my beloved cat in my arms I walk through the back alleys looking for a place to rest after the longest day of my life when I hear a robotic voice directly behind me.
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My daughter was so happy when she told me about how Mrs. Daniels at her daycare would play with her.
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Call me overprotective, but I always text my daughter after she leaves my house to make sure she got home safely.
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