/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She had been buried alive for three hours when she heard the sound of frantic digging above her.

845 upvotes • Phil__Spiderman

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As I was hiding an engagement ring in the nightstand drawer, I noticed a photograph jammed in the back.

845 upvotes • catjesty

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I took a pregnancy test and it came back negative.

845 upvotes • MonoNyon0

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“Thanks for the apple, Timmy!” said my teacher.

845 upvotes • altimetersociety

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As I was thinking about my wonderful wife and kids, I noticed the red lamp in my room starting to becoming bigger.

845 upvotes • -KidTheMighty-

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My father shot himself.

845 upvotes • JavMon

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My HOA has some ridiculous rules, but the worst are the ones requiring our involvement in “community safety efforts.”

845 upvotes • Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs

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My girlfriend and I finally had sex for the first time!

844 upvotes • VagabondClown

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I'd been a prankster my whole life, but I had saved the greatest prank for after my "death".

844 upvotes • ninjacowboy57

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People say it's nonsense that you swallow an average of 7 spiders a year in your sleep, but those people don't realise how averages work.

844 upvotes • DomeAcolyte42

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She had been buried alive for three hours when she heard the sound of frantic digging above her.	845	Phil__Spiderman
As I was hiding an engagement ring in the nightstand drawer, I noticed a photograph jammed in the back.	845	catjesty
I took a pregnancy test and it came back negative.	845	MonoNyon0
“Thanks for the apple, Timmy!” said my teacher.	845	altimetersociety
As I was thinking about my wonderful wife and kids, I noticed the red lamp in my room starting to becoming bigger.	845	-KidTheMighty-
My father shot himself.	845	JavMon
My HOA has some ridiculous rules, but the worst are the ones requiring our involvement in “community safety efforts.”	845	Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs
My girlfriend and I finally had sex for the first time!	844	VagabondClown
I'd been a prankster my whole life, but I had saved the greatest prank for after my "death".	844	ninjacowboy57
People say it's nonsense that you swallow an average of 7 spiders a year in your sleep, but those people don't realise how averages work.	844	DomeAcolyte42