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The beeping from her hearing aids told her that the batteries were low, so she removed them and went back to sleep.

839 upvotes • Intrepid_Wanderer

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After hearing of her father's cancer diagnosis she prayed that dad wouldn't die of such a horrible disease.

839 upvotes • Wearing_human_skin

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I told the genie that I wished that this girl I liked would like me back.

839 upvotes • FalseWallaby9

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"What could this mean?", the scientist quizzically asked himself as the chronometer on the time machine read '-00:00:02'.

839 upvotes • DorklyDoc

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I heard my parents screaming from the other room

839 upvotes • allisonwongart

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My husband likes men.

839 upvotes • [deleted]

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This is the fourth year the "Easter Bunny" has his its eggs all over the yard.

839 upvotes • Monechetti

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"Are you ready for your morning medications Sam?" the nurse sang sweetly interrupting my brief moment of lucidity.

839 upvotes • Hussayniya

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Every day, when I picked him up from pre-school, he'd rave on and on about his "best friend" Sydney, so I decided to ask his teacher who this Sydney's parents were in the hopes of arranging a play date.

838 upvotes • [deleted]

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"She wished for invisibility," the note started, "so I granted it."

838 upvotes • MintClicker

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The beeping from her hearing aids told her that the batteries were low, so she removed them and went back to sleep.	839	Intrepid_Wanderer
After hearing of her father's cancer diagnosis she prayed that dad wouldn't die of such a horrible disease.	839	Wearing_human_skin
I told the genie that I wished that this girl I liked would like me back.	839	FalseWallaby9
"What could this mean?", the scientist quizzically asked himself as the chronometer on the time machine read '-00:00:02'.	839	DorklyDoc
I heard my parents screaming from the other room	839	allisonwongart
My husband likes men.	839	[deleted]
This is the fourth year the "Easter Bunny" has his its eggs all over the yard.	839	Monechetti
"Are you ready for your morning medications Sam?" the nurse sang sweetly interrupting my brief moment of lucidity.	839	Hussayniya
Every day, when I picked him up from pre-school, he'd rave on and on about his "best friend" Sydney, so I decided to ask his teacher who this Sydney's parents were in the hopes of arranging a play date.	838	[deleted]
"She wished for invisibility," the note started, "so I granted it."	838	MintClicker