/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor

841 upvotes • simemetti

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I pushed down on the toy crocodiles tooth, only for it to clamp its plastic jaws onto my hand. NSFW

841 upvotes • FetusFighter2000

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Even though he will chase you from room to room, down the hall and even out into the street, gobbling up lights until you’re blinded by absolute darkness, you don’t need to fear the light eater.

841 upvotes • Lanky_Shirt_1739

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No one in the nursing home believes a dying old man like me that Nurse Bradford is overdosing the residents.

841 upvotes • therealdocturner

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I often assumed that the worst part of a zombie apocalypse would be watching my loved ones die.

840 upvotes • Newt24

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I sighed and grit my teeth as i slit open my arm...

840 upvotes • [deleted]

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I always thought it was cool how that girl on YouTube was able to teach her dog to talk by pressing buttons, so I decided to teach my dog how to use them as well.

840 upvotes • V-cast716

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"Only a few more stitches to go," my doctor told me after my delivery, "you'll be good as new."

840 upvotes • 123Copper123

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"Honey", my smiling wife called to me from across the kitchen, "can you get my wedding ring that fell into the garbage disposal?"

839 upvotes • retrofilms

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Your internet has been disconnected due to insufficient funds in your account. Oh, and your student loans are due.

839 upvotes • Kaitam4973

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor	841	simemetti
I pushed down on the toy crocodiles tooth, only for it to clamp its plastic jaws onto my hand. NSFW	841	FetusFighter2000
Even though he will chase you from room to room, down the hall and even out into the street, gobbling up lights until you’re blinded by absolute darkness, you don’t need to fear the light eater.	841	Lanky_Shirt_1739
No one in the nursing home believes a dying old man like me that Nurse Bradford is overdosing the residents.	841	therealdocturner
I often assumed that the worst part of a zombie apocalypse would be watching my loved ones die.	840	Newt24
I sighed and grit my teeth as i slit open my arm...	840	[deleted]
I always thought it was cool how that girl on YouTube was able to teach her dog to talk by pressing buttons, so I decided to teach my dog how to use them as well.	840	V-cast716
"Only a few more stitches to go," my doctor told me after my delivery, "you'll be good as new."	840	123Copper123
"Honey", my smiling wife called to me from across the kitchen, "can you get my wedding ring that fell into the garbage disposal?"	839	retrofilms
Your internet has been disconnected due to insufficient funds in your account. Oh, and your student loans are due.	839	Kaitam4973