/u/simemetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor

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I was already uncomfortable finding a suicide note on my bed

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after an heart attack had me dead for two minutes everyone complimented me my new strictly healthy life regiment

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They say if you wake up during surgery mild hallucinations are common

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After three sleepless days a shape shifter knocked on my door before I shot him trought the peep hole

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The ancient demon was bound ages ago, at the time unable to be killed by any weapon known to man

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"Honey, finally home, come I made a slow roast with potatoes"

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My date felt scared and anxious as we walked into the dark forest: "Why are you taking us here?"

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Getting my launch stolen every day by a bully sure sucks

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was happy to see my friend finally return my borrowed electric razor	841
I was already uncomfortable finding a suicide note on my bed	35
after an heart attack had me dead for two minutes everyone complimented me my new strictly healthy life regiment	26
They say if you wake up during surgery mild hallucinations are common	24
After three sleepless days a shape shifter knocked on my door before I shot him trought the peep hole	11
The ancient demon was bound ages ago, at the time unable to be killed by any weapon known to man	2
"Honey, finally home, come I made a slow roast with potatoes"	1
My date felt scared and anxious as we walked into the dark forest: "Why are you taking us here?"	1
Getting my launch stolen every day by a bully sure sucks	0