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He looks just like his father.

838 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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Looking through my Face book when I noticed something strange.

838 upvotes • FamousSurprise2583

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"Oh my gosh, I've been reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world!" I thought happily to myself as the midwife carried me in her arms.

838 upvotes • Rubicon208

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Last night this girl ran up to me and asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend.

837 upvotes • Pixonyx

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I’ve been permanently banned from this sub.

837 upvotes • Enderlord700

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"That's the third tooth you've lost this month", laughs my step-mom.

837 upvotes • sweeetkiwi

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"You must eat a lot of pineapple," she joked, wiping off her mouth with the back of her hand.

837 upvotes • D-K-Lawhorn

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"Yes, we broke the rule and were the first couple to have sex on this planet," I told the doctor while he examined my enlarged abdomen.

837 upvotes • KangarooDense

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On my first night of house-sitting, I was surprised to learn that the owners had a large, black dog.

837 upvotes • Denver650

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I ignored the pain of my constant migraines and body aches for almost two years so I could meet project deadlines at work.

837 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He looks just like his father.	838	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
Looking through my Face book when I noticed something strange.	838	FamousSurprise2583
"Oh my gosh, I've been reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world!" I thought happily to myself as the midwife carried me in her arms.	838	Rubicon208
Last night this girl ran up to me and asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend.	837	Pixonyx
I’ve been permanently banned from this sub.	837	Enderlord700
"That's the third tooth you've lost this month", laughs my step-mom.	837	sweeetkiwi
"You must eat a lot of pineapple," she joked, wiping off her mouth with the back of her hand.	837	D-K-Lawhorn
"Yes, we broke the rule and were the first couple to have sex on this planet," I told the doctor while he examined my enlarged abdomen.	837	KangarooDense
On my first night of house-sitting, I was surprised to learn that the owners had a large, black dog.	837	Denver650
I ignored the pain of my constant migraines and body aches for almost two years so I could meet project deadlines at work.	837	GrantGorewood