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It tires me out to pretend to be doing everything perfectly.

814 upvotes • [deleted]

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I was only mildly disappointed to hear that the item that was supposed to be delivered today wouldn't make it home.

814 upvotes • fatsealalt

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Unable to find a porn video of my taste, I decided to try something new, and clicked on the Free Sex Cams ad at the top of the page... NSFW

814 upvotes • ShiroiYokai

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The sound of my children’s screams woke me from my slumber and I raced down the hall to their bedroom.

814 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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I asked my mommy to check for monsters under my bed

813 upvotes • weinergameboy

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Unless you repeat the story to someone else in seven days you die but then the curse will carry on so the only solution seems to be telling someone who won’t tell another soul.

813 upvotes • theficklemermaid

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With her final breaths, she pounded on the windows and screamed for help as her body temperature reached an unimaginable height.

813 upvotes • JarJarJacobs

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Today, my mom showed me a tattoo she got on her hip when she was my age

813 upvotes • Mediocrelilbitch

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"Help me! I'm real!" she screamed with all of her will.

813 upvotes • PhantomKitten73

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My throat dry, I gave a small cough during my recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It tires me out to pretend to be doing everything perfectly.	814	[deleted]
I was only mildly disappointed to hear that the item that was supposed to be delivered today wouldn't make it home.	814	fatsealalt
Unable to find a porn video of my taste, I decided to try something new, and clicked on the Free Sex Cams ad at the top of the page... NSFW	814	ShiroiYokai
The sound of my children’s screams woke me from my slumber and I raced down the hall to their bedroom.	814	GrantGorewood
I asked my mommy to check for monsters under my bed	813	weinergameboy
Unless you repeat the story to someone else in seven days you die but then the curse will carry on so the only solution seems to be telling someone who won’t tell another soul.	813	theficklemermaid
With her final breaths, she pounded on the windows and screamed for help as her body temperature reached an unimaginable height.	813	JarJarJacobs
Today, my mom showed me a tattoo she got on her hip when she was my age	813	Mediocrelilbitch
"Help me! I'm real!" she screamed with all of her will.	813	PhantomKitten73
My throat dry, I gave a small cough during my recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.	813	[deleted]