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I've gone mad obsessing over how long it takes for stone statues to completely erode naturally.

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When the kid wouldn’t get out of the road after my incessant honking, I got out and beat his ass for the disrespect, then drove off.

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“It’s a monster, mommy,” my toddler said, pointing at the 1” inch space between my bed and the wall.

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“The deal was three grand for one kidney, not for all my organs,” screamed the man fastened to the operating table.

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After my ship crash landed in the middle of the ocean, I took my emergency marine travel tools to search for any continental mainland.

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I'm scavenging in an abandoned lab when a syringe jabs my hand.

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I admit, I was jealous at how my apprentice was so much better at me in digging graves.

752 upvotes • ThrowawayBlast

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I really hate how a lot of these posts on this subreddit are vague.

752 upvotes • RScommitted

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My husband is a bit quirky, hr likes to keep track of his products' expiration date in his calendar.

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The crying mother cradled her daughter's soft little hand in her own touching her little girls fingers as she lay in bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've gone mad obsessing over how long it takes for stone statues to completely erode naturally.	753	135728
When the kid wouldn’t get out of the road after my incessant honking, I got out and beat his ass for the disrespect, then drove off.	753	Jellycaine
“It’s a monster, mommy,” my toddler said, pointing at the 1” inch space between my bed and the wall.	753	johnnyboiiiiij
“The deal was three grand for one kidney, not for all my organs,” screamed the man fastened to the operating table.	753	CalebVanPoneisen
After my ship crash landed in the middle of the ocean, I took my emergency marine travel tools to search for any continental mainland.	753	CounterintuitiveCake
I'm scavenging in an abandoned lab when a syringe jabs my hand.	753	CalebVanPoneisen
I admit, I was jealous at how my apprentice was so much better at me in digging graves.	752	ThrowawayBlast
I really hate how a lot of these posts on this subreddit are vague.	752	RScommitted
My husband is a bit quirky, hr likes to keep track of his products' expiration date in his calendar.	752	mabbo_nagamatsu
The crying mother cradled her daughter's soft little hand in her own touching her little girls fingers as she lay in bed.	752	Dapper_Revolution_65