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Despite a nagging gut feeling, my girlfriend and I relaxed in the long silence that came after three weeks of our newborn daughter's constant screaming and crying.

640 upvotes • MrNightmare_999

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"I may be cowardly", said the lion, "But a deal's a deal"

640 upvotes • Gratuitous_Nerdity

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He has his fathers eyes they said about my 11 month kid

640 upvotes • notyourregularninja

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I was quite indifferent to masks until it allowed many people to arrive to my husband’s funeral.

639 upvotes • I-GOT-FRANk

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The fortune teller offered to read my future for 40 bucks.

639 upvotes • JessumGui

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Shooting up a school is fucking stupid: it requires way too much effort, causes a lot of chaos, and there's no way of getting away with it.

639 upvotes • AShadyPyro

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find a penny, pick it up and all day you'll have good luck.

639 upvotes • [deleted]

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Ever since my daughter devolved depression, putting up our Halloween decorations seems to be the only thing that makes her happy.

639 upvotes • OddChicken92

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Decided to surprise call this guy I’ve been e-dating for a while now..

639 upvotes • Attack_Apache

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As I was sitting on the toilet just about to start, I felt a small insect crawl on me

639 upvotes • Tuvelarn

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Despite a nagging gut feeling, my girlfriend and I relaxed in the long silence that came after three weeks of our newborn daughter's constant screaming and crying.	640	MrNightmare_999
"I may be cowardly", said the lion, "But a deal's a deal"	640	Gratuitous_Nerdity
He has his fathers eyes they said about my 11 month kid	640	notyourregularninja
I was quite indifferent to masks until it allowed many people to arrive to my husband’s funeral.	639	I-GOT-FRANk
The fortune teller offered to read my future for 40 bucks.	639	JessumGui
Shooting up a school is fucking stupid: it requires way too much effort, causes a lot of chaos, and there's no way of getting away with it.	639	AShadyPyro
find a penny, pick it up and all day you'll have good luck.	639	[deleted]
Ever since my daughter devolved depression, putting up our Halloween decorations seems to be the only thing that makes her happy.	639	OddChicken92
Decided to surprise call this guy I’ve been e-dating for a while now..	639	Attack_Apache
As I was sitting on the toilet just about to start, I felt a small insect crawl on me	639	Tuvelarn