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I miss my family, my friends, and most of all I miss my husband.

630 upvotes • JimEdwardoRamos

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After years of setbacks, the lab erupted into celebration when the computer was finally able to translate the sounds of deep sea creatures into legible text.

630 upvotes • DarthMelsie

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When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.

630 upvotes • Thatspretttyfunny

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Infinities can be large or small; for example, the universe might be infinite, but a second is made up of an infinite number of points in time.

630 upvotes • zerok_nyc

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I was cursed so that the ocean would stir and grow violent in my presence in an attempt to drag me in, so I moved far inland.

630 upvotes • Silvester_Spooly

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Today, as I was miming the old “trapped in a box” trick for my street crowd and pressing up on the “ceiling”, the “ceiling”pressed back.

630 upvotes • ThoughtEncroacher

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I’ve been staring at the wall for hours.

629 upvotes • mythicalminty

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I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a searing pain under fresh stitches on the side of my stomach.

629 upvotes • [deleted]

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I thought it'd be funny to shave my mate's head after he passed out drunk.

629 upvotes • EarthMarsUranus

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"I didn't kill him, I swear," I said, as the cop looked at the flayed, dismembered, broken, blood soaked thing at my feet that used to be a human being.

629 upvotes • wils_152

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I miss my family, my friends, and most of all I miss my husband.	630	JimEdwardoRamos
After years of setbacks, the lab erupted into celebration when the computer was finally able to translate the sounds of deep sea creatures into legible text.	630	DarthMelsie
When I entered the pearly gates, I was ecstatic about the idea of entering Heaven after a monotonous life back on Earth.	630	Thatspretttyfunny
Infinities can be large or small; for example, the universe might be infinite, but a second is made up of an infinite number of points in time.	630	zerok_nyc
I was cursed so that the ocean would stir and grow violent in my presence in an attempt to drag me in, so I moved far inland.	630	Silvester_Spooly
Today, as I was miming the old “trapped in a box” trick for my street crowd and pressing up on the “ceiling”, the “ceiling”pressed back.	630	ThoughtEncroacher
I’ve been staring at the wall for hours.	629	mythicalminty
I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a searing pain under fresh stitches on the side of my stomach.	629	[deleted]
I thought it'd be funny to shave my mate's head after he passed out drunk.	629	EarthMarsUranus
"I didn't kill him, I swear," I said, as the cop looked at the flayed, dismembered, broken, blood soaked thing at my feet that used to be a human being.	629	wils_152