/u/JessumGui's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saved the earth from invasion when I tracked down the alien scout and beat him to death, before he could report back to the mothership.

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I rage quit after being crushed by the final boss for the ninth time in a row.

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Okay, guys, we have to stay real close together, 'cause they always go after the straglers.

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The fortune teller offered to read my future for 40 bucks.

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"Would you like a free upgrade to first class?" the flight attendant asked.

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"Hello?" I called tentatively into the darkness of the crypt.

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The creature slipped into the closet where I was hiding, its jaundiced eyes easily finding me huddled in the dark.

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When I started vomiting blood, the realization hit me.

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"I didn't order anything," I told the Grubhub driver at my door.

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"Well, the good news is that you're still alive," the doctor said, while studying my chart.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saved the earth from invasion when I tracked down the alien scout and beat him to death, before he could report back to the mothership.	1142
I rage quit after being crushed by the final boss for the ninth time in a row.	985
Okay, guys, we have to stay real close together, 'cause they always go after the straglers.	778
The fortune teller offered to read my future for 40 bucks.	639
"Would you like a free upgrade to first class?" the flight attendant asked.	592
"Hello?" I called tentatively into the darkness of the crypt.	448
The creature slipped into the closet where I was hiding, its jaundiced eyes easily finding me huddled in the dark.	427
When I started vomiting blood, the realization hit me.	323
"I didn't order anything," I told the Grubhub driver at my door.	316
"Well, the good news is that you're still alive," the doctor said, while studying my chart.	316