/u/JessumGui's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When my girlfriend died, she wanted to be buried with her cell phone.

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I spent an enjoyable afternoon storming through the bowels of Hell, slaying demons.

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My therapist is going to be thrilled with the way I'm growing and evolving as a person!

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"Press the priming bulb three times, set the choke, and give the starter cord a good hard pull," I explained.

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My ex-wives are always trying to get back together with me.

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All the other passengers were shocked into silence when his body exploded.

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Bobby covered his eyes with his hands and recited the words mommy taught him; "I don't believe in monsters! I don't believe in monsters! I don't believe in monsters!"

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She didn't like his eyes.

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All the other kids thought I was weak and frightened because I never talked back when they teased me.

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The thought of him, struggling to stay afloat in the vast ocean, dying all alone, made me very sad.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my girlfriend died, she wanted to be buried with her cell phone.	295
I spent an enjoyable afternoon storming through the bowels of Hell, slaying demons.	277
My therapist is going to be thrilled with the way I'm growing and evolving as a person!	152
"Press the priming bulb three times, set the choke, and give the starter cord a good hard pull," I explained.	148
My ex-wives are always trying to get back together with me.	144
All the other passengers were shocked into silence when his body exploded.	110
Bobby covered his eyes with his hands and recited the words mommy taught him; "I don't believe in monsters! I don't believe in monsters! I don't believe in monsters!"	99
She didn't like his eyes.	74
All the other kids thought I was weak and frightened because I never talked back when they teased me.	61
The thought of him, struggling to stay afloat in the vast ocean, dying all alone, made me very sad.	56