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I pushed my son down his first tunnel slide three hours ago.

553 upvotes • EchoSnake

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As a joke, I said "If you're here to kill me clap your hands."

553 upvotes • ItsFelixMcCoy

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"I'm so sorry, mom but I really need the money"

553 upvotes • Weirdo30

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“I am the Lorax...” it said as is shuffled toward our crew through the underbrush.

553 upvotes • Muninwing

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I never wanted to laugh so badly as when the priest said he was trying to exorcise a demon.

553 upvotes • John0898

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I pulled furiously on the parasitic worm inside my nose with my pliers.

553 upvotes • Astecheee

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"Remember how fun the bumper cars at the Carnival Pier, were?" I asked my son.

553 upvotes • derf_vader

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"I thought I wished to find a husband in Berlin, why then is everyone here speaking Russian!?" I asked the genie.

553 upvotes • TheJoestarDescendant

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"You do realize this is an emergency line and not a damn pizzeria, right?"

553 upvotes • FlightyFlare

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The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I pushed my son down his first tunnel slide three hours ago.	553	EchoSnake
As a joke, I said "If you're here to kill me clap your hands."	553	ItsFelixMcCoy
"I'm so sorry, mom but I really need the money"	553	Weirdo30
“I am the Lorax...” it said as is shuffled toward our crew through the underbrush.	553	Muninwing
I never wanted to laugh so badly as when the priest said he was trying to exorcise a demon.	553	John0898
I pulled furiously on the parasitic worm inside my nose with my pliers.	553	Astecheee
"Remember how fun the bumper cars at the Carnival Pier, were?" I asked my son.	553	derf_vader
"I thought I wished to find a husband in Berlin, why then is everyone here speaking Russian!?" I asked the genie.	553	TheJoestarDescendant
"You do realize this is an emergency line and not a damn pizzeria, right?"	553	FlightyFlare
The girl I took back to mine spent the entire day on Ebay.	553	TumblrIsTheBest