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My pregnant wife was craving so I told her to meet me at McDonalds.

8269 upvotes • ultimaIV

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‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, no creatures were stirring, except for a mouse.

8265 upvotes • [deleted]

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Hey, it's me, the guy who lives in your walls and comes out to stare at you while you sleep.

8262 upvotes • DMmeShortHairedGirls

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I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I said the words "I do."

8259 upvotes • 1theultimatefan1

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As the people cheered for the astronaut's sucessful return, I couldn't help but notice that his left mole was now on his right side.

8257 upvotes • MemberOfFloorGang

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I recently discovered a device that replays the moments in your life when you were closest to death

8256 upvotes • MrSpoon02

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John was relieved when the shadow in the graveyard turned out to be an old caretaker chipping at a grave.

8250 upvotes • shufaLin

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When I was in the Army, I was told to always fight and never give up

8249 upvotes • Jaker_20

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I entered this jail as a wrongly convicted innocent man fifteen years ago.

8249 upvotes • RedLazyBear

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"Are ya winning son?" said father staring at me wide eyed as a little drool ran down his chin.

8248 upvotes • ScarecrowJohnny

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My pregnant wife was craving so I told her to meet me at McDonalds.	8269	ultimaIV
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, no creatures were stirring, except for a mouse.	8265	[deleted]
Hey, it's me, the guy who lives in your walls and comes out to stare at you while you sleep.	8262	DMmeShortHairedGirls
I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I said the words "I do."	8259	1theultimatefan1
As the people cheered for the astronaut's sucessful return, I couldn't help but notice that his left mole was now on his right side.	8257	MemberOfFloorGang
I recently discovered a device that replays the moments in your life when you were closest to death	8256	MrSpoon02
John was relieved when the shadow in the graveyard turned out to be an old caretaker chipping at a grave.	8250	shufaLin
When I was in the Army, I was told to always fight and never give up	8249	Jaker_20
I entered this jail as a wrongly convicted innocent man fifteen years ago.	8249	RedLazyBear
"Are ya winning son?" said father staring at me wide eyed as a little drool ran down his chin.	8248	ScarecrowJohnny