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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

533 upvotes • bridgetothewild
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My wife was grievously injured after I accidentally shot her in the shoulder.

533 upvotes • Living_Employee_7735
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The man who sold me the lamp warned me to choose my words carefully lest the genie twist my wishes into something terrible.

533 upvotes • LeodFitz
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[DEC22] Scientists discovered that so-called “human souls” are actually parasites buried deep within the brain stem of homosapiens.

533 upvotes • Steve_FS
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[NOV23] I cried when they announced that the price of the ad free version was going up because now I can’t afford it.

533 upvotes • BaronBigly
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[NOV23] I don't know what posessed me to go cave-diving alone.

533 upvotes • Pet-Chef
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I took a long crap at work.

532 upvotes • CH00NNY
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I couldn’t figure out why my volume wasn’t working when watching porn.

532 upvotes • wessels1
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The time-bending experts in the government hired me for my expertise in ancient languages and dead societies.

532 upvotes • ThrowawayBlast
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