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“It’s not my fault, she was sending mixed signals!” NSFW

478 upvotes • Jaded-Mycologist-831

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My two boys always yell a cheerful "goodnight!" after I close both of their doors and it always gives me the warm fuzzy that I am doing things right as a parent.

477 upvotes • tuhgttg

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Sometimes the scariest monsters lay dormant, waiting for the chance to attack.

477 upvotes • kylorory

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It was 25 years before I finally mustered the courage, before I finally told my mother what he used to do to me at night - every night - all those years ago.

477 upvotes • howtheeffdidigethere

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I've always wanted a baby.

477 upvotes • BobbyBing007

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My girlfriend came downstairs, ready for our date, and I asked her, “What’s your perfume? It smells wonderful!”

477 upvotes • JBear8868

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I can hear you reading this.

477 upvotes • maceman486

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I looked at the bastards that had condemned me to death.

477 upvotes • roxiegoth

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My mum always used to say that if a boy hit me, he liked me.

477 upvotes • Chadwickdathird

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As I marched back towards the road through the deathly cold snow, I could see my friends driving off without me.

477 upvotes • Dogbone10

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“It’s not my fault, she was sending mixed signals!” NSFW	478	Jaded-Mycologist-831
My two boys always yell a cheerful "goodnight!" after I close both of their doors and it always gives me the warm fuzzy that I am doing things right as a parent.	477	tuhgttg
Sometimes the scariest monsters lay dormant, waiting for the chance to attack.	477	kylorory
It was 25 years before I finally mustered the courage, before I finally told my mother what he used to do to me at night - every night - all those years ago.	477	howtheeffdidigethere
I've always wanted a baby.	477	BobbyBing007
My girlfriend came downstairs, ready for our date, and I asked her, “What’s your perfume? It smells wonderful!”	477	JBear8868
I can hear you reading this.	477	maceman486
I looked at the bastards that had condemned me to death.	477	roxiegoth
My mum always used to say that if a boy hit me, he liked me.	477	Chadwickdathird
As I marched back towards the road through the deathly cold snow, I could see my friends driving off without me.	477	Dogbone10