/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I absentmindedly swiped away the Ring doorbell notification showing me walk up to my door.

477 upvotes • OldBayOnEverything

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"This house has a PROBLEM," I yelled at the realtor over phone, intending to sue him for the creaking floorboards.

477 upvotes • ghostmosquito

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Considering how terribly my father treated me, I decided to pull the plug.

477 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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I was at the park with my daughter when I noticed her running to me, frantically and excitedly holding something.

477 upvotes • ironbox13

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Fire swept through the building at an alarming rate, but the inferno wasn't what caught my attention.

477 upvotes • Melon_collie1524

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"We figured out, years ago, that the servant class works harder and produces more if they think they can earn their way into the upper classes."

477 upvotes • LeodFitz

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“Due to a serious manufacturing defect, consumers are advised to immediately dispose of the affected products to avoid injury or death…”

477 upvotes • Intrepid_Wanderer

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When I was getting head, I told my girlfriend, "imagine it's a popsicle" NSFW

477 upvotes • TheArtWoman

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Stop saying you don't have Alzheimer's, Dad.

476 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Our vows were "Till death do us part"

476 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I absentmindedly swiped away the Ring doorbell notification showing me walk up to my door.	477	OldBayOnEverything
"This house has a PROBLEM," I yelled at the realtor over phone, intending to sue him for the creaking floorboards.	477	ghostmosquito
Considering how terribly my father treated me, I decided to pull the plug.	477	Jakeh7494
I was at the park with my daughter when I noticed her running to me, frantically and excitedly holding something.	477	ironbox13
Fire swept through the building at an alarming rate, but the inferno wasn't what caught my attention.	477	Melon_collie1524
"We figured out, years ago, that the servant class works harder and produces more if they think they can earn their way into the upper classes."	477	LeodFitz
“Due to a serious manufacturing defect, consumers are advised to immediately dispose of the affected products to avoid injury or death…”	477	Intrepid_Wanderer
When I was getting head, I told my girlfriend, "imagine it's a popsicle" NSFW	477	TheArtWoman
Stop saying you don't have Alzheimer's, Dad.	476	Outside_Normal
Our vows were "Till death do us part"	476	[deleted]