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I killed my girlfriend and her unborn bastard while I was at it.

473 upvotes • Robotguy39

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My neighbor laughed at my full 8 taxidermied reindeer in my Christmas lawn decorations, his long white beard bouncing on his round belly.

473 upvotes • Monechetti

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Every week for the last year, something leaves a heap of animal bones at my front door.

473 upvotes • ASealAndARaven

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As I see the concrete below come closer, I anticipate what I might find on the other side.

473 upvotes • Timely_Combination68

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Every time I kill somebody the amount of years I robbed them of are added onto my lifespan

473 upvotes • cruel_winter_soldier

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My wife’s office is in our basement, whenever I’d walk past she’d play a prank where she’d turn off the lights and wait at the bottom of the steps and just stare.

473 upvotes • ultradestrution

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I thought he really enjoyed our date, he bought me a tasty drink, and even offered to give me a ride home.

473 upvotes • MarxsGhOwOst

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"Hey, what did you set the timer for?"

473 upvotes • Onii-Chan_Itaii

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Drowning my 6 year-old daughter wasn’t the worst of it.

472 upvotes • hernanredrum

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A woman found me in the well, my voice now gone from calling.

472 upvotes • Kenneth_Naughton

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I killed my girlfriend and her unborn bastard while I was at it.	473	Robotguy39
My neighbor laughed at my full 8 taxidermied reindeer in my Christmas lawn decorations, his long white beard bouncing on his round belly.	473	Monechetti
Every week for the last year, something leaves a heap of animal bones at my front door.	473	ASealAndARaven
As I see the concrete below come closer, I anticipate what I might find on the other side.	473	Timely_Combination68
Every time I kill somebody the amount of years I robbed them of are added onto my lifespan	473	cruel_winter_soldier
My wife’s office is in our basement, whenever I’d walk past she’d play a prank where she’d turn off the lights and wait at the bottom of the steps and just stare.	473	ultradestrution
I thought he really enjoyed our date, he bought me a tasty drink, and even offered to give me a ride home.	473	MarxsGhOwOst
"Hey, what did you set the timer for?"	473	Onii-Chan_Itaii
Drowning my 6 year-old daughter wasn’t the worst of it.	472	hernanredrum
A woman found me in the well, my voice now gone from calling.	472	Kenneth_Naughton