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As thousands of sick people gathered to receive vaccines in the football stadium, I was surprised that the stationed soldiers were able to line everyone up in an orderly fashion.

436 upvotes • JarJarJacobs

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I always thought that if I just complied with the officer’s demands whenever I had an encounter I’d be okay.

436 upvotes • waifuhunter0

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“Thanks for running me a hot bath, honey.”

436 upvotes • mandelsonss

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"Deja vus are so weird," I thought after taking a drag celebrating another new year.

436 upvotes • notanoverlord2290

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The gangsters told him to "take a long walk off a short pier".

436 upvotes • Lucky_Cat_25

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I sat up to the sound of yet another police officer knocking at the door

436 upvotes • LostSkill2605

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My GPS says I got about 20 miles left until I’ve reached my destination.

436 upvotes • DrTitanicua

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[MAY22] It had taken years to isolate them from their friends and family but it worked, and no one was looking for them.

436 upvotes • Neckshot

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I watched as the guard put my father into the cell then let out a feeble old man.

436 upvotes • strik3r2k8

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My son just texted me, “Mom I love you so much thank you for everything.”

436 upvotes • kateandacamera

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As thousands of sick people gathered to receive vaccines in the football stadium, I was surprised that the stationed soldiers were able to line everyone up in an orderly fashion.	436	JarJarJacobs
I always thought that if I just complied with the officer’s demands whenever I had an encounter I’d be okay.	436	waifuhunter0
“Thanks for running me a hot bath, honey.”	436	mandelsonss
"Deja vus are so weird," I thought after taking a drag celebrating another new year.	436	notanoverlord2290
The gangsters told him to "take a long walk off a short pier".	436	Lucky_Cat_25
I sat up to the sound of yet another police officer knocking at the door	436	LostSkill2605
My GPS says I got about 20 miles left until I’ve reached my destination.	436	DrTitanicua
[MAY22] It had taken years to isolate them from their friends and family but it worked, and no one was looking for them.	436	Neckshot
I watched as the guard put my father into the cell then let out a feeble old man.	436	strik3r2k8
My son just texted me, “Mom I love you so much thank you for everything.”	436	kateandacamera