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[APR22] I used to play UNO with my dead friend, but it was kinda strange as I never got to see him, only the cards moving by themselves as if someone was touching them.

7632 upvotes • KangarooDense

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"Alexa, unlock the front door," I said loudly and clearly.

7616 upvotes • Aquillyne

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Fortunately, the nuclear bombs that dropped did not wipe out the human race

7616 upvotes • [deleted]

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Charlie tried to warn his owners by barking at the intruder with all his might.

7613 upvotes • FormerDeerlyBeloved

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My dad taught me that in the old days people's surname was based off of their profession.

7612 upvotes • bshwizzle4292

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"Let this be my final lesson to you all: when casting a necromantic spell, you must read each word correctly."

7612 upvotes • MaxStickies

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There have been so many posts and comments in this subreddit lately about eating children.

7610 upvotes • amnSor

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An old deaf man was eating his breakfast in the early morning.

7610 upvotes • Maestro_Titarenko

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As they knew the cow was soon to give birth, they called up the local vet to help with any potential problems. NSFW

7603 upvotes • MaxStickies

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As they took her away from the lifeless body of her werewolf husband, she cried, "Please, I'm a human being just like you!"

7599 upvotes • KangarooDense

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[APR22] I used to play UNO with my dead friend, but it was kinda strange as I never got to see him, only the cards moving by themselves as if someone was touching them.	7632	KangarooDense
"Alexa, unlock the front door," I said loudly and clearly.	7616	Aquillyne
Fortunately, the nuclear bombs that dropped did not wipe out the human race	7616	[deleted]
Charlie tried to warn his owners by barking at the intruder with all his might.	7613	FormerDeerlyBeloved
My dad taught me that in the old days people's surname was based off of their profession.	7612	bshwizzle4292
"Let this be my final lesson to you all: when casting a necromantic spell, you must read each word correctly."	7612	MaxStickies
There have been so many posts and comments in this subreddit lately about eating children.	7610	amnSor
An old deaf man was eating his breakfast in the early morning.	7610	Maestro_Titarenko
As they knew the cow was soon to give birth, they called up the local vet to help with any potential problems. NSFW	7603	MaxStickies
As they took her away from the lifeless body of her werewolf husband, she cried, "Please, I'm a human being just like you!"	7599	KangarooDense