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Getting no-cost laser eye surgery at the new government clinic was a great experience!

386 upvotes • normancrane

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I told my 12 year old son today about the nightmare I had last night, that I was killed by a serial killer in my previous life. He just grinned and said, "It looks like we meet again."

386 upvotes • Chickpik_

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“Do you prefer Richard or Dick?”

386 upvotes • BattleblockB0ss

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My dad could always tell when I was pretending to be asleep during bedtime.

386 upvotes • unordinaryismysoul

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I always thought it was cute how my wife would say to our newborn, "you're so cute I could just eat you up!" NSFW

386 upvotes • VioletIsNotPurple

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“Do it, Do it.” I whispered into the mic.

386 upvotes • _LUCI4__

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Earth is home to a population of 8 billion.

385 upvotes • FMural

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As I was about to run out of air in my lungs, I finally saw the surface.

385 upvotes • xlaq

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Daddy left to get groceries a little while ago.

385 upvotes • [deleted]

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The winters around here get awful cold.

385 upvotes • From_Strange_Seeds

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Getting no-cost laser eye surgery at the new government clinic was a great experience!	386	normancrane
I told my 12 year old son today about the nightmare I had last night, that I was killed by a serial killer in my previous life. He just grinned and said, "It looks like we meet again."	386	Chickpik_
“Do you prefer Richard or Dick?”	386	BattleblockB0ss
My dad could always tell when I was pretending to be asleep during bedtime.	386	unordinaryismysoul
I always thought it was cute how my wife would say to our newborn, "you're so cute I could just eat you up!" NSFW	386	VioletIsNotPurple
“Do it, Do it.” I whispered into the mic.	386	_LUCI4__
Earth is home to a population of 8 billion.	385	FMural
As I was about to run out of air in my lungs, I finally saw the surface.	385	xlaq
Daddy left to get groceries a little while ago.	385	[deleted]
The winters around here get awful cold.	385	From_Strange_Seeds