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As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.

369 upvotes • FunnyNumberDotJpg

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About two hundred years ago scientists experimented with genetic modification to make octopi live longer.

369 upvotes • Staphaur

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It's the perfect island getaway: pristine beaches, bath-warm water, and all the coconuts you can eat.

369 upvotes • Casca_In_Red

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"So young man, you've used two of your wishes so far what is it I can grant for your third and final wish?"

368 upvotes • Trench_Survivor

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Selling parachute, never opened.

368 upvotes • antidummy

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I gave my wife a kiss goodbye, then took my kids to school as usual

368 upvotes • LoweeLL

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"Never apologize for being the smartest person in the room", he said as he placed his hand upon my shoulder.

368 upvotes • Crayzee48

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Everyone watched in horror as Mike murdered his friend Johnathan live on stage.

368 upvotes • MYDROPTOPMINIVAN

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“I’m so sorry” I said to myself as I was about to take her life.

368 upvotes • Kangheh4533

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Millions mourned the loss of their loved ones when that disease ravaged the earth.

368 upvotes • bubupepeee

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.	369	FunnyNumberDotJpg
About two hundred years ago scientists experimented with genetic modification to make octopi live longer.	369	Staphaur
It's the perfect island getaway: pristine beaches, bath-warm water, and all the coconuts you can eat.	369	Casca_In_Red
"So young man, you've used two of your wishes so far what is it I can grant for your third and final wish?"	368	Trench_Survivor
Selling parachute, never opened.	368	antidummy
I gave my wife a kiss goodbye, then took my kids to school as usual	368	LoweeLL
"Never apologize for being the smartest person in the room", he said as he placed his hand upon my shoulder.	368	Crayzee48
Everyone watched in horror as Mike murdered his friend Johnathan live on stage.	368	MYDROPTOPMINIVAN
“I’m so sorry” I said to myself as I was about to take her life.	368	Kangheh4533
Millions mourned the loss of their loved ones when that disease ravaged the earth.	368	bubupepeee