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"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.

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As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.

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I overheard the doctor saying "for the next procedure you need to open wide so the drill doesn't catch your lips"

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We went down to the beach to watch a sunset

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Day after day I saw my roommate reject swathes of unwanted sexual advances

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.	8944
As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.	369
I overheard the doctor saying "for the next procedure you need to open wide so the drill doesn't catch your lips"	47
We went down to the beach to watch a sunset	27
Day after day I saw my roommate reject swathes of unwanted sexual advances	6