/u/FunnyNumberDotJpg's posts

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"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.

8944 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.

369 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I took pills to help me drift to sleep after a long hard week

98 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"The happiest day of my life was definitely the wedding" I said looking my partner directly in the eyes

78 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I overheard the doctor saying "for the next procedure you need to open wide so the drill doesn't catch your lips"

47 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] A young boy just got killed in a video game and won't stop crying. His parent, a leader of a shadowy organisation can handle it in the only way they know - giving xXNoobSlayer420Xx a piece of their mind.

29 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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We went down to the beach to watch a sunset

27 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I trained the artificial intelligence on my late wife's messages to talk with her one more time

19 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[WP] At the lowest point of your life you decided to listen to a self help audiobook. You just heard the narrator say your full name.

13 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Are you sure it's not just your arachnophobia acting up?" "No, I am sure, my husband is plotting with the spiders"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Look mommy I did a surgery on teddy" my 5 five year old exclaimed proudly, scissors and a kitchen knife in her hands.	8944	TwoSentenceHorror
As we taste tested Jerry's homemade spirits, it got so dark I couldn't actually see anything.	369	TwoSentenceHorror
I took pills to help me drift to sleep after a long hard week	98	TwoSentenceSadness
"The happiest day of my life was definitely the wedding" I said looking my partner directly in the eyes	78	TwoSentenceSadness
I overheard the doctor saying "for the next procedure you need to open wide so the drill doesn't catch your lips"	47	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] A young boy just got killed in a video game and won't stop crying. His parent, a leader of a shadowy organisation can handle it in the only way they know - giving xXNoobSlayer420Xx a piece of their mind.	29	WritingPrompts
We went down to the beach to watch a sunset	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I trained the artificial intelligence on my late wife's messages to talk with her one more time	19	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] At the lowest point of your life you decided to listen to a self help audiobook. You just heard the narrator say your full name.	13	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Are you sure it's not just your arachnophobia acting up?" "No, I am sure, my husband is plotting with the spiders"	7	WritingPrompts