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After I had figured out how to stop time, I had my fun. After all that I finally unfroze time..

364 upvotes • ikesh32
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I finished the expense report and took off my glasses, rubbing the bridge of my nose as I looked out the office window.

364 upvotes • Chopped_Lettuce
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Grandpa used to have this big walk-in closet in his bedroom.

364 upvotes • [deleted]
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We cremated our mother’s body at 6 o’clock last night.

364 upvotes • jraz84
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I decided stop by my parents for a surprise visit.

364 upvotes • Spacecabbage
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“Mummy knew you couldn’t have died in the delivery room, you look too perfect sleeping in my arms”.

364 upvotes • The_Imortalis
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I thought it was a tree root that caused me to trip.

363 upvotes • hpt77
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My kidnapper gave me one minute to use the internet for help because he's feeling gracious.

363 upvotes • EgoOfMrBlue
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There's nothing like a tall glass of milk.

363 upvotes • Fuasetghrh
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I was shocked that the fancy restaurant’s bill came with a hacksaw.

363 upvotes • HonestAbe1809
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