/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sally was ecstatic to hear the rescue workers digging through the building's rubble above her.

364 upvotes • WideEyedWand3rer

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I reassured my wife, saying I was sure I locked my gun away in the safe upstairs so the kids couldn't mess with it.

364 upvotes • MrAppleSpiceMan

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I warned my daughter not to make the same mistake I did and told her if she eats too much candy she will lose her teeth just like me.

364 upvotes • SuvenPan

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I received two voice messages from two unknown numbers earlier today, "Happiness is coming..." said the first one.

364 upvotes • PetiteSwimmer

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The sounds of my fists slamming against my sons head as he cried and begged for me to stop echoed through my mind as I sat in the back of the police cruiser.

364 upvotes • OkieDokieTodoroki54

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“I told you I would find you,” I whispered down at the open book.

364 upvotes • subsouthernsmooth

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I shot the intruder who broke into my house and he tumbled back out of the window, falling to the ground.

364 upvotes • CREEPER_AWMAN420

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[JUN23] Still suspicious of my brother, I hid in his room wearing my new cloak of invisibility, but I began to second guess my decision when he strolled over to his closet and dragged out a limbless, lifelike sex doll.

364 upvotes • powerofthePP

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This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.

364 upvotes • AnthropomorphicCat

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At the end of the war they wondered how I, a medic, had the highest kill count.

364 upvotes • WeirdDragon5555

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sally was ecstatic to hear the rescue workers digging through the building's rubble above her.	364	WideEyedWand3rer
I reassured my wife, saying I was sure I locked my gun away in the safe upstairs so the kids couldn't mess with it.	364	MrAppleSpiceMan
I warned my daughter not to make the same mistake I did and told her if she eats too much candy she will lose her teeth just like me.	364	SuvenPan
I received two voice messages from two unknown numbers earlier today, "Happiness is coming..." said the first one.	364	PetiteSwimmer
The sounds of my fists slamming against my sons head as he cried and begged for me to stop echoed through my mind as I sat in the back of the police cruiser.	364	OkieDokieTodoroki54
“I told you I would find you,” I whispered down at the open book.	364	subsouthernsmooth
I shot the intruder who broke into my house and he tumbled back out of the window, falling to the ground.	364	CREEPER_AWMAN420
[JUN23] Still suspicious of my brother, I hid in his room wearing my new cloak of invisibility, but I began to second guess my decision when he strolled over to his closet and dragged out a limbless, lifelike sex doll.	364	powerofthePP
This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.	364	AnthropomorphicCat
At the end of the war they wondered how I, a medic, had the highest kill count.	364	WeirdDragon5555