/u/AnthropomorphicCat's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.

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The kidnapper buried me alive in a coffin, but fortunately I had my phone with me with a full battery, full signal, and I was able to even check my location.

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Just to prove a point to the family of three we just kidnapped I started beating the shit out of their little son.

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Authorities evacuated the beaches when the ocean started to recede, fearing a tsunami was incoming.

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The policemen were disgusted when the fresh body they dug out of my garden matched my missing wife's description.

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Thanks to the medical videos I have watched, during the familiar reunion I noticed that my mom showed all the signs of a stroke.

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This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.

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When I lifted the stone lots of little insects ran away to hide from the light.

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The crowd burst into laughter when I finished telling my joke.

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I was starving and so malnourished that my only choice was to eat her dead body.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.	7218
The kidnapper buried me alive in a coffin, but fortunately I had my phone with me with a full battery, full signal, and I was able to even check my location.	1124
Just to prove a point to the family of three we just kidnapped I started beating the shit out of their little son.	970
Authorities evacuated the beaches when the ocean started to recede, fearing a tsunami was incoming.	718
The policemen were disgusted when the fresh body they dug out of my garden matched my missing wife's description.	409
Thanks to the medical videos I have watched, during the familiar reunion I noticed that my mom showed all the signs of a stroke.	406
This is the THIRD time my new roommate put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge.	364
When I lifted the stone lots of little insects ran away to hide from the light.	349
The crowd burst into laughter when I finished telling my joke.	319
I was starving and so malnourished that my only choice was to eat her dead body.	295