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When the earthquake woke me up I picked my baby from his crib and ran outside.

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After I accidentally cut myself I freaked out because I didn't see any blood.

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When the cockroach flew into my face I couldn't help but close my eyes and flail wildly.

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When I was a little kid I would die unless I got a heart transplant, but fortunately I survived thanks to an anonymous donor.

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The little girl looked at her right hand with curiosity, and started sucking her thumb.

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I lifted up my wife's dress and saw her beautiful long legs and her favorite panties

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People thought that the escaped madman couldn't do much damage armed with only a fork.

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With a quick look the doctor knew that all those women could be treated quickly with the correct medication.

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MOM, COME DOWNSTAIRS NOOOOW, QUIIIICK!!!

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Eradicating polio in this country ravaged by the ongoing civil war was already hard enough, so when the local terrorist group threatened to poison our medicines we analyzed all of our doses to make sure that they were clean.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the earthquake woke me up I picked my baby from his crib and ran outside.	141
After I accidentally cut myself I freaked out because I didn't see any blood.	141
When the cockroach flew into my face I couldn't help but close my eyes and flail wildly.	125
When I was a little kid I would die unless I got a heart transplant, but fortunately I survived thanks to an anonymous donor.	117
The little girl looked at her right hand with curiosity, and started sucking her thumb.	88
I lifted up my wife's dress and saw her beautiful long legs and her favorite panties	68
People thought that the escaped madman couldn't do much damage armed with only a fork.	45
With a quick look the doctor knew that all those women could be treated quickly with the correct medication.	33
MOM, COME DOWNSTAIRS NOOOOW, QUIIIICK!!!	33
Eradicating polio in this country ravaged by the ongoing civil war was already hard enough, so when the local terrorist group threatened to poison our medicines we analyzed all of our doses to make sure that they were clean.	27