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"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."

345 upvotes • masarusenpai

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Every year my mother picks out the Christmas presents that everyone gets, and every year she always gets me the same thing

345 upvotes • sugar-soad

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It turns out that we don't see ghosts anymore because our radio signals tore most of them apart.

345 upvotes • FrankLabounty

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"Okay lad, open it wide and say aaaaaaaah."

345 upvotes • bluecollagene

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Another corpse arrived at the morgue today. I began to remove the face for the autopsy only to uncover another one underneath.

345 upvotes • creepyunclebadtoch

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REPORT: more and more strange memory-stealing books popping up in libraries, book stores and homes across the world.

345 upvotes • EldritchEggoWaffle

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When I was a kid, my mother always told me that the colossal shrine in the middle of our city were built around a god in order to protect him from the non-believers.

345 upvotes • whatismondayagain

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I pressed the dislike button on Never Gonna Give You Up as a joke.

345 upvotes • FireeeeyTestLab

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None of my neighbours have come and spoken to me since the house fire on our street, those assholes.

345 upvotes • Ambitious_Ad691

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I used to ask my friend if I could come inside.

345 upvotes • simpire321

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."	345	masarusenpai
Every year my mother picks out the Christmas presents that everyone gets, and every year she always gets me the same thing	345	sugar-soad
It turns out that we don't see ghosts anymore because our radio signals tore most of them apart.	345	FrankLabounty
"Okay lad, open it wide and say aaaaaaaah."	345	bluecollagene
Another corpse arrived at the morgue today. I began to remove the face for the autopsy only to uncover another one underneath.	345	creepyunclebadtoch
REPORT: more and more strange memory-stealing books popping up in libraries, book stores and homes across the world.	345	EldritchEggoWaffle
When I was a kid, my mother always told me that the colossal shrine in the middle of our city were built around a god in order to protect him from the non-believers.	345	whatismondayagain
I pressed the dislike button on Never Gonna Give You Up as a joke.	345	FireeeeyTestLab
None of my neighbours have come and spoken to me since the house fire on our street, those assholes.	345	Ambitious_Ad691
I used to ask my friend if I could come inside.	345	simpire321