/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

326 upvotes • RandomGermanAtVerdun

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“There’s a little girl outside the window,” my best friend said.

326 upvotes • GameCubeBoi

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An old man once told me that the perfect woman doesn't exist.

326 upvotes • IronTriceratops

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This magical universal remote allowed me to fast-forward, pause, and even mute people in real life!

326 upvotes • MintClicker

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"Daddy,", my daughter says in a trembling voice, "there's someone whispering my name, under my bed.".

326 upvotes • KrunschGK

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I didn't want to wait until Christmas to get my dolly.

325 upvotes • Arualiaa

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I woke up to see all my teeth had fallen out.

325 upvotes • The_Sleep_Walker

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I have been with many women in my lifetime.

325 upvotes • AttemptedComedy

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They told me the woods have ears

325 upvotes • Themysteriouspootis

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I knocked on my dad’s bedroom door to tell him I threw up.

325 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water	326	RandomGermanAtVerdun
“There’s a little girl outside the window,” my best friend said.	326	GameCubeBoi
An old man once told me that the perfect woman doesn't exist.	326	IronTriceratops
This magical universal remote allowed me to fast-forward, pause, and even mute people in real life!	326	MintClicker
"Daddy,", my daughter says in a trembling voice, "there's someone whispering my name, under my bed.".	326	KrunschGK
I didn't want to wait until Christmas to get my dolly.	325	Arualiaa
I woke up to see all my teeth had fallen out.	325	The_Sleep_Walker
I have been with many women in my lifetime.	325	AttemptedComedy
They told me the woods have ears	325	Themysteriouspootis
I knocked on my dad’s bedroom door to tell him I threw up.	325	[deleted]