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I expected it to be painless.

289 upvotes • Xefair

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My kids were so excited to eat again, it had been so long since they've last had a meal.

289 upvotes • UrFavBlackGuy

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Could we please stop with the constant cannibal stories?

289 upvotes • breadybreadman

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Today I decided not to listen to ASMR before bed.

289 upvotes • Gelatosauras

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"A missing child that's terrible, I'm just a humble pig farmer officer but of course you can look in the barn, I have nothing to hide."

289 upvotes • jessielee_wordsmith

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I bite my lip as I send my nudes to my contact ‘Daddy,’ expecting my boyfriend’s response.

289 upvotes • [deleted]

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I'd always been able to pull out whatever item I lacked for my current situation from my left pant pocket.

289 upvotes • Blue2thPaste

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FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS

289 upvotes • two_sentence_critic

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We complain that we can't see our friends outside.

289 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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I put the broom away, satisfied that I had swept up all the broken glass.

289 upvotes • Neckshot

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I expected it to be painless.	289	Xefair
My kids were so excited to eat again, it had been so long since they've last had a meal.	289	UrFavBlackGuy
Could we please stop with the constant cannibal stories?	289	breadybreadman
Today I decided not to listen to ASMR before bed.	289	Gelatosauras
"A missing child that's terrible, I'm just a humble pig farmer officer but of course you can look in the barn, I have nothing to hide."	289	jessielee_wordsmith
I bite my lip as I send my nudes to my contact ‘Daddy,’ expecting my boyfriend’s response.	289	[deleted]
I'd always been able to pull out whatever item I lacked for my current situation from my left pant pocket.	289	Blue2thPaste
FIRST-EVER TWO-SENTENCE HORROR TOURNAMENT - CASH PRIZES - LIMITED PARTICIPANTS	289	two_sentence_critic
We complain that we can't see our friends outside.	289	incredibleinkpen
I put the broom away, satisfied that I had swept up all the broken glass.	289	Neckshot