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Once when my daughter was a two year old, she looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, you're going to be killed by zombies."

278 upvotes • derf_vader

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I thought I heard another set of breathing on the baby monitor.

278 upvotes • guccipie-t-gay

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The underwater tunnel is the only way out .

278 upvotes • Slymood

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The dog only barks at strangers visiting our house.

278 upvotes • Slymood

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I looked out onto the horizon, smiled, and put a foot over the cliff's edge.

278 upvotes • WeirdBryceGuy

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The PM just announced that some interesting new symptoms have emerged.

278 upvotes • TrumpingtonSpecial

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"An albino whale!" My daughter called out, pointing down at the water.

278 upvotes • shihanthesnorlax

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In the past, we used to be cooped up in tiny cages for years, before the monsters would finally eat us.

278 upvotes • FrankLabounty

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I blissfully watched as she dropped the glass of champagne..

278 upvotes • RedScout1987

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My daughter had never been to Chuck E. Cheese and she didn’t know what to expect.

278 upvotes • ColonelAengus

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Once when my daughter was a two year old, she looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, you're going to be killed by zombies."	278	derf_vader
I thought I heard another set of breathing on the baby monitor.	278	guccipie-t-gay
The underwater tunnel is the only way out .	278	Slymood
The dog only barks at strangers visiting our house.	278	Slymood
I looked out onto the horizon, smiled, and put a foot over the cliff's edge.	278	WeirdBryceGuy
The PM just announced that some interesting new symptoms have emerged.	278	TrumpingtonSpecial
"An albino whale!" My daughter called out, pointing down at the water.	278	shihanthesnorlax
In the past, we used to be cooped up in tiny cages for years, before the monsters would finally eat us.	278	FrankLabounty
I blissfully watched as she dropped the glass of champagne..	278	RedScout1987
My daughter had never been to Chuck E. Cheese and she didn’t know what to expect.	278	ColonelAengus