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Want to know the worst part of being a doll?

6691 upvotes • Timeless-Traveler

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I lost my job as a waiter.

6689 upvotes • alpkaan36

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Hydrofluoric acid, burns skin but does not burn rubber

6688 upvotes • sachin_458

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I laughed at myself when I realized I was so tired that I put a hot pocket in the crib.

6688 upvotes • _numnum_

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My revolutionary growth serum worked, and within minutes I was taller than a 5 story building. NSFW

6687 upvotes • lukehannonpoet

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My daughter always digs around in the same area of the yard when playing with her new imaginary friend

6686 upvotes • Permatheus

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I have felt unusually lethargic for the past three weeks and it’s gotten to the point I can’t get out of bed.

6685 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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This morning, my daughter said "I love you" to me for the first time in over a year.

6680 upvotes • Mojambo213

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As my head slammed onto the floor, I suddenly woke up to find myself in heaven. NSFW

6680 upvotes • USFederalGovt

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I kept laughing as the little boy stuck his tongue out at me and made goofy faces.

6679 upvotes • 86-Everything

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Want to know the worst part of being a doll?	6691	Timeless-Traveler
I lost my job as a waiter.	6689	alpkaan36
Hydrofluoric acid, burns skin but does not burn rubber	6688	sachin_458
I laughed at myself when I realized I was so tired that I put a hot pocket in the crib.	6688	_numnum_
My revolutionary growth serum worked, and within minutes I was taller than a 5 story building. NSFW	6687	lukehannonpoet
My daughter always digs around in the same area of the yard when playing with her new imaginary friend	6686	Permatheus
I have felt unusually lethargic for the past three weeks and it’s gotten to the point I can’t get out of bed.	6685	GrantGorewood
This morning, my daughter said "I love you" to me for the first time in over a year.	6680	Mojambo213
As my head slammed onto the floor, I suddenly woke up to find myself in heaven. NSFW	6680	USFederalGovt
I kept laughing as the little boy stuck his tongue out at me and made goofy faces.	6679	86-Everything